thebroadcaster

One thing I like about my girlfriend is her inability to keep any sort of secret. Last night she called me at work and told me not to work on a certain Sunday next month, since she wanted to do something for me for Valentine's Day. This morning during breakfast, she said she couldn't not tell me anymore, and told me what she got me for Valentine's Day: tickets to see "Avenue Q" on Broadway. Now I have to find my spats, my coat-with-tails, my top hat and my valet-to-bring-the-car-around.